searching for geoducks

In an effort to learn more about earth and it's wonderous mysteries, i've been researching the elusive geoduck. Not at all related to the chupacabra of South America, the geoduck is perhaps the worlds largest burrowing clam.

Not dissimilar to a human phallus, though not at all related to the Broken Penis Orchestra the geoduck is perhaps North America's answer to the Loch Ness Monster or even the Sasquatch (also north american, probably Canadian).

Now that you are curious and perhaps tittalated, I encourage you to pursue the geoduck for yourself.