fucking iPhones
Who fucking gives a shit. I bet there are about 987,192 bloggers posting pics and transcriptions of Steve Job's keynote masterbatory session at MacLoveFest '07. I am listening to half of my office touch themselves and each other to the awesomeness that is the iPhone. I don't give a shit for the following reasons:
1. It's a fucking cell phone that some swedish dickweed designed in about 4 minutes. it doesn't do anything cell phones haven't been doing for the past 3 years.
2. Mac's are okay. Most Mac users are okay. Mac users that buy iPod friendly strollers and iPod jackets are corporate brand whores make me want to shit. Apple is a massive corporation that has spent more money convincing you that they are they coolest thing on earth than they have on actual research and development.
So if you are sitting and screaming while Steve Jobs jacks off on your face, get ready to shill 500$ on a cell phone you will annoy the piss out of everyone else with.
1. It's a fucking cell phone that some swedish dickweed designed in about 4 minutes. it doesn't do anything cell phones haven't been doing for the past 3 years.
2. Mac's are okay. Most Mac users are okay. Mac users that buy iPod friendly strollers and iPod jackets are corporate brand whores make me want to shit. Apple is a massive corporation that has spent more money convincing you that they are they coolest thing on earth than they have on actual research and development.
So if you are sitting and screaming while Steve Jobs jacks off on your face, get ready to shill 500$ on a cell phone you will annoy the piss out of everyone else with.
posted by Sam at
2:28 PM
2 Comments:
Fuck the phones, Sam, but Apple has almost completely revolutionized digital media with the iPod (I don't own one), and they have worked with Pixar on six occasions to create some of the finest animated cinema to ever grace the silver screen. Simmer down on the Apple blasting.
SatanPhuck666 is Matt Mosely, by the way.
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